In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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