You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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