We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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