break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
where are my pants?
in the oven.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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