I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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