Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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