she looked like the before picture.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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