you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
This baby is an asshole
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
