Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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