what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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