That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I think I sprained my soul last night
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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