Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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