Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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