No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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