i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I am spending my child support on dildos
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
is it fun? or sober?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
