Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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