Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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