When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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