I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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