Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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