Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
