but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
