I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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