Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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