yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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