dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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