I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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