I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
PANTIES FOUND
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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