I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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