your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and you said cock pushups were impossible
only you would photoshop your dick
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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