I don't think brook has ever known best
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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