Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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