I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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