...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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