I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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