absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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