I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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