What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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