using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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