I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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