i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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