so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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