Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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