But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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