what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I wanna passion pit in your ass
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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