I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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