Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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