what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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