the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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