Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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