the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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