Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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