I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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