Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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