Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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